A Tale of Two Cousins

To: Roomie Collective (Tilly, Sabre, Moose, Frank)
Hey guys! Just wanted to let you know that I'll be in Athens for four days next week.

From: Tilly
Oooh, Athens! Pretty place, but dusty. You going to meet a hot Greek?

To: Roomie Collective (Tilly, Sabre, Moose, Frank)
You could say that. It's for a magazine interview. Some up-and-coming rich bachelor.

From: Moose
Pictures! We demand pictures of this smokin' Greek. Also, will want full deets on your "interview."

To: Roomie Collective (Tilly, Sabre, Moose, Frank)
It really is an interview, I swear.

From: Moose
Girl, you don't have to pretend with us. But if Mr. Adonis sweeps you off your feet and whisks you away to his private island, we demand visitation rights.

To: Roomie Collective (Tilly, Sabre, Moose, Frank)
Insert appropriate eyeroll here. That sort of stuff only happens in movies, not to people like me.

From: Tilly
My money's on you, Thyra.

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